One of the Tim Dorsey books has a hilarious scene in it where things go totally wacko at an outdoor Jimmy Buffet concert. Like I said above: 100,000 parrots panic and start flying around pooping on the audience and creating general confusion. It may have been in "Orange Crush" or it might have been one of the other books. Very funny stuff! I recommend reading Tim Dorsey crime/comedy novels about Florida to ease stress on those cold winter days.