Just the fact that you know Everett, Washington (my home town, though I did live in West Seattle, Washington, until I was 11, but I wasn't born there and I'll keep that part to myself for a security question) says you MUST know Bob Nelson. There's no other answer for it.

Just put up another treatise on organic gardening. How many takers do you think I'll have to my premise that one should poke through the garden and remove some pests by hand, so you know what's out there? I need to take a class on insects. Or read a good text book.

Read it out loud to MOM. She'll enjoy the caterpillar close-ups.