We Suck
Can't Play for Shit
Navel Gazers
Pickin Boogers
Happy Blues Band

Actually its hard to think of dumbass band names as so many are real...........

Toad, the Wet Sprocket
Alice in Chains
Dropkick Murphys
Cradle of Filth
Hoobastank
Death Cab for Cutie....a personal favorite


Spaw