Course we loved the time when we met a tourist on the road in front of the Benton town hall. There is a sign on it that says "This is Benton, New Hampshire" in case you can't find it. Well, this tourist either can't or won't read and he says "I'm looking for Benton", and we looked at each other. Should we say it? "Don't you move a God Damned inch!!!" Thank you Marshall Dodge!

We've also spent time sheep wrestling lately. It just seems to happen when you need to move them somewhere... So what is a U-joint? A house of ill repute in Lander, Wyoming. (Sorry Kat & Wyo Woman!)

And a variation on an earlier one. A guy goes into a bar and meets a gorgeous woman. She says "For a hundred bucks I'll do anything you want."

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"OK. Paint my house."