Reminds me of a joke. (I'll compress it.)

Guy enters a bar with his dog--his dog is ugly and sway-back. The guy gets $10,000 worth of bets that his dog can beat any other four dogs at the same time.

Doberman, Wolfhound, Pitbull and German Shepherd.

Fight's over in 43 seconds. The D,W, P and GS are dead. As the guy's leaving the bar with his $10,000, the bartender says, "Hey, what kind of dog is that?" The guy looks over his shoulder and replies, "Beats me! My brother brought him back from Africa. I just shaved the hair from his neck and a small piece at the end of his tail."