I kin speak some of that Yurpeen, Bobert. I'll run as your running mate as long as you don't try no funny stuff other than the smokin. And I know where it is -- it's kinda Easty of Virginy and sort of South of the North Pole (where Santy lives, ya know). Here, I'll translate "Voting Fer Bobert Is The Best Thing Fer Yurup" into Yurpeen to demonstrate how good I talk it:

Votez-du por Bobert esta muy gutter thingo for toot Yurup, ya sure betcha!

I'll go along with yer "A Chicken In Every Pot and Some Pot In Every Chicken" motto, too.