What is a dizzy bigger, anyway??? Maybe we need a scretary to keep an eye on them, unless of course, I am one of them... Well, that ain't exactly right neither... If that secretary looks anything like half the Mudville womenz that I have met then she can keep an eye on me anytime she danged well wants...

As for Peace Pipes??? Yeah, as part of my new strtegic plan for bringing about better cooperation between my new country, Europe, and the US then I reckon a peace pipe summit is long overdue... We'll invite Putinhead, too... He could use a few good tokes, hisself...

Wouldn't it figure that Monique would be advising to go go where the money is... According to this correspondence book "monique" is European fir "money"... I shoulda guessed that one...

Also, I was thinkin' that if I get elected then maybe we should begin talkin' about sanctions against the US fir all the dumbass stuff they do... I mean, let's get real here... They done bombed just about everyone here on Earth and are now out bombin' the moon??? What next??? Mars??? Venus??? And what the heck is that health reform thing I been reradin' about??? Force people to give their hard earned money to corporations??? Ain't that like extortion??? Sanctions, folks... Sanctions...

Well, gotta get back to my studying... George Bush was right... It is hard being president and I even president... Yet... Maybe I'll just get elected and take an early retirment and collect a pension... I donno???

B~