The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #120903   Message #2741961
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
09-Oct-09 - 09:17 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
"Bad Virus"

There's a new potentially harmful virus doing the rounds.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee
cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950.

Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it
to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

It's called the "C-NILE VIRUS."