The Doughnut Song

Well I ran around the corner
and I ran around the block
and I ran right in to a doughnut shop (oof!)

Well I picked up a doughnut
and I wiped off the grease
and I handed the lady a 5 cent piece

She looked at the nickel and she looked at me
and she said this money isn't good you see
there's a hole in the middle and it goes right through
and I said there's a hole in you're doughnut too!

Thanks for the doughnut,
Toodle-oo!

This video isn't very good, but it gives an idea of the tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4CZZ8R3hpg