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Thread #124273   Message #2743758
Posted By: Andrez
11-Oct-09 - 06:59 PM
Thread Name: Bible prophecy
Subject: RE: Bible prophecy
Yes shift this rubbish off the music pages!!!!

But in the meantime I was inspired to track down a copy of one of my favourite books: Prophecy for Dummies. To give folks a feel for the tone I include the introduction below as well as a testimonial as to the value of the tome.

"Before I read this guide, I was a divorced, homeless teacher's aide. Since then, I've gotten
spectacular wealth, resounding fame, and a hot new wife the likes of which I couldn't dream of. Just look at me now! Thank you, Prophecy for Dummies!" - One of many satisfied readers"


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Prophecy for Dummies by Allan Glenn [v.1.9.3; Last updated June 4, 2004]

Moses, Elisha, Zoroaster, Orpheus, Muhammad, Jesus Christ, Alexander of Abonutichus, Nostradamus, Joseph Smith, Baha'u'llah, Edgar Cayce, Sylvia Browne... Have you ever wondered how some of these and other legendary figures gained their reputation and followers? More importantly, would you like to follow in their footsteps and preserve your
name for future generations to revere? Do you want worship, power, wealth, the ability to amaze friends, family and attractive females with psychic insights? (Come now; who doesn't?

!) With those goals in mind, close the door, shut the blinds, light 12 candles, turn out the lights, and read on to understand arcane secrets of the universe that will grant you supernatural insight into the future.

This guide, Prophecy for Dummies, is a simple, concise and effective resource for jump-starting your religion, gaining or adding to your mythical reputation, obtaining additional followers, and many other worthwhile goals. It lists all of the major ways that preternatural knowledge of future events can be obtained in a detailed and easily
understood fashion. No longer will you need a lengthy and exhausting initiation into a mystery religion or years of apprenticeship under a veteran Prophet. Many have found going out on their own a liberating and rewarding experience; with thorough knowledge of the ways of the Prophet, and hopefully a bit of luck, so will you.

Disclaimer: This is a guide for beginning and intermediate Prophets. You may be a complete newbie, or merely need some brushing-up on your prophetic skills. While these esoteric techniques and helpful tips are time-tested classics, you agree that they're carried out entirely at your own risk.

The author of this webpage will bear no responsibility for any mundane negative consequences (lynching, stoning, crucifixion) or otherworldly wrath (demonic possession, curses laid by competing Prophets, Hell, etc.) of any type incurred as a result of following this guide. If you do not accept this disclaimer, please close the webpage now. Otherwise, read on for the hidden mysteries of Prophecy....

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The author Allen Glenn (WinAce) sadly died of cystic fibrosis a few years ago. Here is a link telling a little more about who he was. WinAce


I down loaded a copy around that time. If anyone wants to PM me with a real email address I'll happily forward a copy of the compete pdf file.

More importantly though is there anyone out there who would like to host a copy of Prophecy for Dummies on their own website so the info in PFD can keep getting out?

Cheers,

Andrez