The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2744250
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Oct-09 - 01:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The priest in a small Spanish village loved the rooster and the ten
hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the rooster was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has
anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up..
"No, no,' he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen *MY* cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two other priests and five sheep stood up.