Johnny's in the basement, mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement, thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat says he got laid off
Badge out, bad cold, wants to get paid off
Look out kid, something you did
God knows when but you're doing it again
Better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend
The man in the coonskin cap by the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills, you only got ten


The title of this thread isn't exactly news.