Ah - must be getting near Christmas again!!

We three Beatles of Liverpool are
John in a taxi, George in a car
Paul on a scooter blowing his hooter
Following Ringo Starr
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robins gone away
Catwoman lost her knickers on the M6 motorway

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We three kings of Orient are, trying to smoke this Hamlet cigar
It was loaded... it exploded.... BANG

We two kings of orient etc....BANG

I'm a king from Orient far, trying to smoke etc....
BANG........................... SILENT NIGHT

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Our condoms are the very best , the very best that's made
They come in several sizes both of leather and of suede
They don't give much protection 'cause our staff are underpaid
But we guarantee both comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Yes we guaranteed both comfort and joy

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Comfort and Joy to you all!
Dave