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Thread #120903   Message #2747074
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
15-Oct-09 - 07:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
Andrez, the question of fees is not between the lawyer and the light bulb. The lawyer is changing a bulb in his own law firm's office.

But lawyers live by billable hours, and his time will be split up among all his current cases, after being multiplied by some indeterminate figure between ten and a hundred.

Dave Oesterreich