LMAO !

Warning : this one does not translate into US English.

Three brothers had married three sisters. The mother of the sisters pretended to be a psychic, a sensitive, and wished to interview the men who had married her daughters.

John had married Penny. The mother-in-law told him he was obsessed with money.

James had married Cherie. The mother-in-law told him he was obsessed with booze.

At this, the third brother said to his wife "Come on home, Fanny - we're not staying here to be insulted !".