No sock dragon here, but since washing machines would rather run on socks than electricity I pin mine together. Machine doesn't eat pairs, I always have a safety pin with me (if I'm wearing socks) and it gets me funny looks wherever I go.

Keys morph into other things, and then change back, and I'm afraid to look in the veggie drawer. It might eat me.

But I would like to know how it is that needles just slip away.

Of course my daughter once threw a Koosh ball through the vent hole in her room and after a day it showed up in her brother's room and the ONLY way it could have gotten to where it was, was to have gone through his vent hole and they're only 6" wide and 6' off the floor... I think it just went on a tour of the solar system. Buy another pincushion and the first will come home.