An innocent one (that's why it's new for me):

The small polar bear - Daddy, I am a polar bear ? - Yes my son, you are, why you ask me ?
- eer.. and you are a polar bear too, that's right ?
- Of course I am, and Mommy too.
- So we are a family of polar bears, uh ?
- Yes my son, but why are you so concerned ?
- Coz I'm chilling my ass off !

(Excuse my poor translation to English)
Un abrazo - Andrés