I remember at school being asked by my art teacher to paint a picture of "A flea, kicking a tree, in the middle of the sea."

Does this help in anyway?????

Alternatively, you could soften their brains irreparably (strap them down first) with "A-pushki-dushki" I seem to remember something about fish in that.

You know, something tells me that I'm not being quite as helpful as I first imagined...hmmm....Naaah... I'm just imagining it.

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