You're filing a complaint with the RCMP about Shane? Man, if you could see his file....what I mean is, they've already had hundreds of complaints about Shane in the past 15 or so years. Thousands maybe. His RCMP file is so enormous at this point that it takes up a whole file drawer in their Sudbury main office. Then there's his O.P.P. file...even more impressive.

I guess one more complaint won't hurt.