Fro a post by Jim Carroll
Of course, there's always the Matt McGinn masterpiece.


The Dundee Ghost

Noo a deid man seldom walks, he very rarely talks,    (dead)
It's no very often you'll see him running aroond,
But I'm a refugee from a graveyard in Dundee
And I've come tae haunt some houses in Glasgow Toon oooh, oooh, ooooh
And I've come tae haunt some hooses in Glasgow Toon
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