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Thread #120903   Message #2751992
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
24-Oct-09 - 06:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd joke thread of 2009
Golden Anniversary Truth

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something
I have to know. In all of these 50 years have you ever been
unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes,
I've been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."

Henry was stunned by his wife's confession, but said, "I never
suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

"Let's see," Martha said. "The first time was shortly after we
were married, and we were about to lose our little house because
we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I
went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the
loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive
you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we
didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he
did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry "And you did it to save my life, so
of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the
third time."

"All right," Martha said, a little more hesitant. "So do you
remember when you ran for president of the yacht club, and you
needed 73 more votes...?"