Another verse for "The Rooster"

We had elephants, no tusks would they grow
These goddam elephants, no tusks would they grow
My wife said "Honey, we're losing money
These goddam elephants, no tusks will they grow"
Until that rooster came into our yard
And caught them elephants right off their guard.
They're laying eggs now, of solid ivory
Ever since that rooster, came into our yard.

Eddie