Youse just gotta 'ope the b'yes ou' a Tickle 'arbour don't get a mind ta go after da Nort' Atlantic shippin traffic er dem Parchageese fishin ships what's fuckin wit' da cod off'na shore eh buddy?

Dem lads can knock a seal bobbin in a tirty sea wit a tree ot tree wit yer iron sights from a dory aff salted. Yer 'igh tech snipers wit dem fancy roifles wouldn't even phase n fellas.

Ever ere a any pirates messin wit nare a dory? Not fookin likely. I say, send the Newfs in and let the dories loose on the bastards.