So grow a beard and cock your head knowingly to one side to even out the ears.

Wasn't there an old vaudeville routine about an ill fitting suit?

Gnu, we have all reached the age where time and gravity have rendered us less than perfect physically (except for the Captain, of course). It is part of our charm. Be your beautiful self.

Now back to Tom - how was the chicken stew? Have you found a suitable beverage yet? Any good drugs to sahre?