The lyrics in the film go as such - (second verse repeated)

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colours pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause its iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far

Get your self a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a
Pedestal of abalone shells
Goin' 90 I ain't scary
'Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to Hell