WEll, the tomato with strawberry attached is in Phoebe's toy box, along with 3 socks, 27 keys, all the bootlaces in the house and the lid off the WD40. Oh, and she is fast asleep on the floor using a Barbie poster as a blanket. Stark naked...... Her, not Barbie....

As for the vodka, it's in the cupboard by the piano, with the sheet music. Obviously getting three sheets to the wind..... The wind is found mainly in the region of my bottom, because I've been drinking Belgian beer..... (palm to keep you kalm.....) I'm now as kalm as a newt, and my hair won't dry.

LTS