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Thread #110732 Message #2753853
Posted By: Jim Dixon
27-Oct-09 - 04:17 PM
Thread Name: 'What is the difference between a duck?'
Subject: RE: 'What is the difference between a duck?'
It is alleged that Abraham Lincoln used to ask people:
Q. How many legs does a dog have, if you call a tail a leg?
A. Five!
Q. No, four. Calling it a leg doesn't make it a leg.