Ve-e-e-e-r-r-rrrrry interesting!

I'd never heard of such a thing as a pubic wig either - what a weird, perverted concept. Nor had I heard of 'Murkans'.

I thank God I live in the (civilised) Backwoods.

And I don't give a FF if someone refers to me as a 'Brit', or a 'Limey', or a 'Rosbif' or a 'Yellow-Belly', or a 'Backwoodsperson' or even a 'Backward-person'. Couldn't care less, far more important things to get my nether-garments in a bunch over.