Whats all the hype about. Isn't this what a Merkin is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Incidentally, I call you people over the water "Yanks" or "Americans". I use "Yanks" Because I can't be bothered to type "Americans".

I don't mind being called a Brit or British or English. I do not like being called, Scottish, Irish or Welsh, becuase I am not.