Want some content in your thread
some nitro in your tea
What's all these crazy questions MAOBs are askin' me
This is the craziest thread there could ever be
its for mega posters, odd reason for it to be

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
MAOB ain't the way to have fun, no

So, open up the window
Let some fresh posts into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the stale big-thread perfume

And that lingo they are speakin'
'Bout scared me half to death
Open up the windows, sucker
Let them catch a real fresh breath

[Refrain]
Mama told me not to come
Mama warned me not to come
She said,big-threads ain't the way to have fun, son
MAOBs aren't looking for new sons, no

The keyboards is blastin'
Cobweb's coveing the door
I'm lookin' at my Chimp
He's pissed -off at the door

I seen some secret codes
I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is, but
No new scrathes at the door

[Refrain]

Mama told me, mama told me, mama told me
Told me, told me
MOAB ain't no way to have fun, blah blah , yeah
Mama told me not to come
Mama, mama, mama told me
MAOB ain't no way to have fun

That ain't the way to have fun, no
That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, no
Same posters every one, son