Of course, in my old neighbourhod, which has about 110 houses, bounded by commercial properties and apartment complexes, I don't miss the teenagers that I have to look up to who come to the door and don't even say the magic words... until I look at them quizically and ask, "Yeah?" Such rude manners!

Had a about six of them show up in one group at the door about five years ago. Made each one say "Trick or treat." before I shelled out. The last one, a lad about six feet tall, maybe 18 years old or so, said, "Trick or fuck you." I still have his hat.