That license number was issued to William Topaz McGonagall, rhyme-boy. The GREAT McGonagall, the Bard of Dundee.

The Geheimenpoetrypolizei are coming for you. They are going to hoist you up by your iambs and read you the entire opus of Julia Moore!! Then, when you are a quivering mass of an unsound Alexadrine, they will kick your crambo until the aisling comes out!