I think there is a chocolate laced diet wreacking conspiracy which operates from mid September, when the stores start really pushing the Halloween candy to just after Easter, when the last bit of Easter junk is on clearance.
Then suddenly the TV and papers and magazines are full of ads for losing weigh and getting into that slinky swim suit. Join this club or that programme.
Where's my double dipped chocolate Acai berry?
I cleared some junk out of the wardrobe in spare room this weekend. Will do some ironing tonight.