One of my cohorts hit my send key before anything was on the page....sorry.

I like the Johnny Cash takeoff on "I Walk the Line."

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
I keep my pants up with a piece of twine.
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds;
Just say you're mine.....I'll cut the twine.

another;

Wonder why there's no sun up in the sky,
Must be nighttime...