LA area Christmas jingle of yore:

Say the magic word
Say Mission-Pak
And it's on it's merry way,
No gift so bright,
So gay, so right
I'ts the Mission-Pak magic way

And for your nearest Mission-Pak store
Call ADams 2-5184


Also:
If you're lookin' for a better set of wheels
"I will stand upon my head to make all deals,
I will stand upon my head, 'til my ears are turnin' red",
Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal