erbert: 'ps.. anyone managed yet to find any old obscure news item
to prove the case that all banjo players are filthy disgusting perverts ?'

What????..Everybody knows banjo players are perverts!..You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him play a banjo!....umm, or something like that...

Now as far as the bagpipes...hmmm, that requires a government funded study! Apply for the grant, maybe they'll give you enough for new pipes!