Oh dear me!!....The remark about 95% 0f all forest fires is caused by trees, is satire..and actually used by Pat Paulsen, on the 'Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour'!, in the mid 60's..Just Goes to show ya'!..Jeez, some people just want to argue at the drop of a hat!
Just for those who DON'T get it..its used to denote a response to ridiculous arguments...(*sigh*)..So, I guess I stand corrected(?)...Good thing you aren't a fundamentalist Christian!..you'd be spending more time legalistic arguing with other fundamental Christians, than you would be practicing the 'Golden Rule'!!!