I'm a party poop?

For contributing to the flow of creative thought regarding stomachs full of popping corn and microwaves;

whearas you wander off into a the murky grounds of Hindu spandex - even if it does come in "new and variegated forms" - sheesh - I thought you were old enough not to believe everythignn the ads tell you about products; especially on the internet....

Just don't reccomend to MOM that she answer any of the Nigerian letters....