Today a colleague just had to share some words she was exposed to at meeting.

Linkages to partnership working = links between teams

Worklessness = state of having no work to do

And this is classic. Councils in the UK look at all projects and services with a view to attaining Beacon Status. Nice little badge they can put on letterhead, websites and publications. Self-congratulatory crap.

The term Predictors of Beaconicity flashed up in a powerpoint presentation.

Got to love that Plain English.

Got any others?