Me? Revenue Orifice, why, not>/i> lil' ole' me!
I just keep the good stuff under lock and key!

Hey ya'll, this is a FUN and GREEN and SUMMERTIME picnickey kind of Tavern, so have at it, make of it what you will; it is all YOURS.

Ole Spaw will come back no doubt refreshed or frazzled...those dang cigars have got to be downwind, please..and no political buttons of any sort, no proselytising...except for the Green Man, of course, and he wins hands down, especially with all of those wonderful songs already sung in this Tavern!

Open bar, serve yourself, when we run out...someone can make a run to the swamp or move the still! Lemonade, freshly squeezed sounds lovely and I've never tasted it with molasses before....Hmmmm...oh that IS good and so nice and kewl! Thanks!

Tarry a bit
Sing a bit
Watch for the Green Man'O

Dance a while
Rest a while
Watch for the Green Man'O!

Clouds are spent
Bats have gone
Found is the Green Man'O

kat and the faeries start dancing round the ring, with her cats merrily chasing their ribbons....