Creative? perhaps.

Brilliant? I don't think so.

But I do know what I like in my coffee, and it ain't fat-free half-and-half. Condensed milk or even Coffee-Mate is preferable. (Actually, I'm girding my loins for my health care practicioner to tell me next visit to take all dietary means available to reduce my cholesterol intake.

Bet Chongo doesn't have to worry about such silliness.