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Thread #125026 Message #2765826
Posted By: Lizzie Cornish 1
14-Nov-09 - 06:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: Why do all nurses need to have a degree?
Subject: RE: BS: Why do all nurses need to have a degree?
In what way will a Nurse With A Degree differ from A Nurse Without A Degree?
And how will you know the difference?
Will they have a Badge? Will they 'look' different? Will they have a funny walk? Will they be wearing a different uniform?
And what will you do if the *only* Nurse available to save yours or your child's life doesn't *have* a bloody degree?
Hmmmmmm.....?
I know! We can stick them in different outfits!
One with "Hey, I have a Degree so I know everything there is to know about being a Nurse, even though I've only just come out of University! Yes, *I* am a complete SUCCESS!" on...
And the other ones can wear outfits which say "Hey, I've been a Nurse all my life, saved countless lives, wept countless tears, held countless hands as they've passed over. I have a vast knowledge of every medical situation under the sun....but I don't have a DEGREE.
So therefore, I am a complete FAILURE!. Yes, I am a Nurse of a Lesser God!"
Sheesh!
Dave, you wanna undermine, twist or insult anything else I have to say, then damn well PM me and stop boring everyone rigid with your Lizzie Obsession.
Or maybe, you should see a Nurse about it? You know, one who's properly qualified, in your eyes.