Well, Joe Offer has no cats. However, at any given time, I can find at least five semi-feral cats in my yard or on my roof. I live in a duplex, and the guy next door feeds all the cats in the neighborhood. I like cats just fine, but having so many around makes me a little nervous. Besides, some of them don't look too healthy, and they're constantly killing birds and snakes and lizards and other little things. Sometimes I think I need a coyote to balance things out a bit.
-Joe Offer-