MOM:

I have carefully examined my conscience; have sorrow for posting too much, hope that I have not offended you by doing so. I resolve to not post too many web sites. I also accuse myself ofposting sins of my past posting life, including all the posts I don't remember. I ask your forgiveness and pardon and thank you for your penance. I will accept any punishment you place upon me. Please protect me from becoming a serial poster.

Signed,
Ed T, the ruffled haired one