The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37563 Message #2766639
Posted By: Ed T
15-Nov-09 - 06:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat challenge: 100 word story exactly
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat challenge: 100 word story exactly
A true story:
Telephone rings. "Hello".
"This is the school. Your son initiated a racial incident, report to the principal's office, after school."
Concerned, we arrived , teacher, principal looking up, sternly.
"Your son refused to hold the hand of a black child in a class game today.
"Odd", we said. "We have always stressed racial respect."
"Can we hear what happened from him", we asked.
Our son arrived escorted. "Hi Mom, Dad", he nervously uttered.
The teacher asked, "why did you not hold Johnny's hand at game time today"?
"Because, I saw him picking his nose just before", he replied.