"Breathalyzer"

Following a really good party one night, the hosts
decided to leave he assorted bottles and dregs
until the next morning. As they staggered downstairs
next day, they found their young children finishing off
all that they could find, and looking the worse for
wear.

Not knowing what to do, the father suggested taking
them out in the car for some fresh air. A traffic
policeman, seeing the car going round and round the
block for no reason, pulled him over and breathalyzed
him ... and the meter showed positive.

While matters were being sorted out, one of the children
asked the policeman if he could try the breathalyzer ...
and the meter again showed positive!

"Darn," said the policeman, "another faulty meter!" He
then apologized to the driver for stopping him, and
drove off without another word...