You give her altogether too much credit, Little Hawk. Not to point out that you are being sexist and dismissive in regard to the lowly librarian. Frankly, I would far rather share a domicile with a librarian, who can be presumed to have a working brain, than with someone who is "so damnably attractive". Men. You know why men prefer pretty women to smart women? Because they can see better than they can think.

And what are 'bumpits'?