Now, I have been called a prick quite often, but never a Roman one, so just watch it McG. or you might get a fishing rod up the jacksie. Mind you, I do like Pasta and a drop of Valpolicella. Maybe you have something there after all.

Swearing nun? Nah...

Seven dwarves go to vist the Pope.

Tell me, your holiness, do you have any very small nuns?

No, my son.

Not even one?

Afraid not.

The other six start the chant.

'Dopey's shagged a penguin, Dopey's shagged a penguin...'

I hope no one is going to tell me THAT is sick?

:D
(on long nights again)