Well, if the Cambridge Festival is in Cambridge & the Keele Festival is in Keele & the Philly Festival is in Philadelphia, then what is the Fiddler's Green Festival doing in Rostrevor — we all know that Fiddler's Green is somewhere quite else ··· Not in Ireland or in England, but well elsewhere. Somewhere presumably where instruments never go out of tune, and all workshops attract exactly the right numner of participants, and all audiences listen with absolute attention to all performers... & the Festival Director is in the refreshment tent making tea for the roadies ---