That's a nice concept, MtheGM. Fiddlers' Green, the perfect festival.

The skies are all clear and there's never a gale. And of course no rain, no mud.
And every session has the perfect balance of instruments.
And there's never a queue or a scramble for places, you just amble in to the event of your choice.
And the girls are all pretty (not to mention the men), and the beer is all free...

I'm sure someone could reassemble these ideas into a new song.

Marje